I’ve had many a discussions about threesomes. Many of my fellow #@$%ers have fanagled me into thinking that a threesome with another dude is just as gay as homosexual sex. It’s not. I promise you.
I mean, it’s quite possibly the next optimal set-up, behind the coveted two girls, one guy configuration. Threesomes with another guy? I swear, it’s not gay.
Three and a half things you should probably know:
1. It’s okay when it’s in a three-way. Look, who’s going to deny sex? As long as there’s a willing and able female there ready to freak that shit, who are you to say no? It’s not like you’re going to touch the other dude — unless you’re high-fiving him for an Eiffel Tower shot.
Not gay
Keep it on
2. Keep the lights on. Sex can be an already awkward process, even with just two people. Throw in more moving parts and, well, things can get pretty weird pretty fast. Like baseball, can’t make contact unless you can see. So, keep your eyes on the balls and know where your bat’s swinging. Incidental contact is an occupational hazard and a risk you take. But as long as you’re smart about it, you can lower the probability of running into those risks. Like a lot of things in life, it’s all a numbers game. So be smart. Or Asian — we’re good at math.
Graphic graphics after the jump (NSFW).
3. Threesomes date back to ancient times. Threesomes, three-ways, ménage-à-trois, optimum triple play, whatever you want to call it — they’ve been around for ages. Don’t think for a second that this is some brand-new phenomenon being promoted by free-loving liberals or closeted conservatives that is just now going mainstream. It’s not. Threesomes’ve been around since Ancient Greece! And since it’s been around for so long, a lot of people have discussed the many pitfalls that #@$%ers may find themselves in… So, don’t be shy. If you don’t know something, ask.
Or do the next best thing — look it up on Wikipedia.
Not gay according to Wikipedia
Teach Me How to DP - The Kama Sutra
Not gay. Not gay. Not gay.
3½. Remember, it’s not a gangbang unless it’s 4 or more.
Monkey sex gangbang
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
Men who lack the self confidence (say it’s gay) to be part of a mfm threesome usually can’t F worth a dang anyway.
LIKE!
A fellow enlightened #@$%er! I bet you’ve had your fair share of the Devil’s Threesomes — please tell me more.
Disagree – if you need two to pump, you’re doing something wrong.
Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
Haven’t you ever heard of the saying, “The more, the merrier”?
And how do I mortgage the Electric Company in Monopoly? That game is far too complicated to use in luring junior high school girls into my basement.
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