Daily Archives: May 16, 2011

IMF Chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn was arrested and charged with rape over the weekend. He is presumed innocent until proven guilty. But he’s French and in politics. He might as well tattoo “scumbag” on his forehead and call it a night.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, rapist

Most every major news channel is reporting that Dominique Strauss-Kahn greeted a Sofitel hotel maid in nothing but his birthday suit, chased her down in his suite, trapped her in his bathroom, then demanded that she perform oral sex on him — or as the French like to call it, le blowjob on the oui oui.

After the rape, the IMF Chief, presumably, cleaned up and got his creepy ass onto a plane. Unfortunately for him, the dumbass called the hotel, asked if he left his phone, and told them he was on a plane headed back home. The hotel called the police who arrested the French presidential hopeful as he was about to take off. After consenting to a physical, that would’ve given him all the action he needed for the afternoon, he’s now being held on 3 criminal charges. Who says politics isn’t a dirty game?

Now the biggest mystery of all is figuring out just what the hell does the IMF do.