Kate Middleton‘s sister is a hottie. A total babe. A smokeshow. Everyone with eyes would agree. Even Stevie Wonder was quoted as saying, “I feel like she’s got a great ass. If only I had eyes behind these dark ass shades.”. After stealing the spotlight at The Royal Wedding, Pippa Middleton’s star is on the rise. How can I be so presumptuous in declaring such a bold statement? Well, because…
She was offered $5 million by Vivid Entertainment to appear in just one scene. Probably anal — she’s got a great ass. You know you’ve arrived when Steven Hirsch, CEO of the largest porn company this side of heaven, offers you millions after seeing your ass in a tight dress and leaked photos of a drunk you in bra and panties. Congrats on finally making it!
Pippa Middleton — Would you…
with no rubbers?
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
