Monthly Archives: February 2011

Morning After The Oscars

Posted on February 28, 2011 by the chronic fornicator | 1 Comment

Thank the heavens there was something else to watch on TV (Knicks vs. Heat) besides this slopfest of stars, cinephiles, and awards. The PR machines were hard at work all season long and thankfully it has finally come to an end.

Although I missed most of the awards show because I was really enjoying watching the Knicks beat that team from South Beach, I did catch Jennifer Lawrence looking like a smokeshow, Anne Hathaway being way too hopped up, and James Franco looking like he’s got great medicinal. All in all, I’m sure it was a ~~shitty~~ nice show. Onto the winners — because no cares about second place.

Read about the winners or don’t. I’ve got Jennifer Lawrence pics to oggle at.

Continue reading →

→ 1 Comment

Posted in On Your Ass

Tagged Academy Awards, actor, actress, awards show, babes, chick, director, film, Hollywood, hot, hottie, Jennifer Lawrence, Lady In Red, movies, Oscars, screenwriter, sexy, smokeshow, smokin', winners

Californication Recap: Lights, Camera, Asshole

Posted on February 28, 2011 by the chronic fornicator | 4 Comments

“I like being fucked up. Now more than ever. Is that a kid thing or a genetic thing?”

Hank starts his day off like any normal person should. With a “Good News Dance”. Good news comes courtesy of Runkle informing Hank that he’s on the hook for a gig he could do in his sleep for 100 large. Money is always good. It’s even better when it involves Sasha Bingham, who wants Hank on set to “polish” her shitty sequel dialogue. Of course, something tells me she’s looking to have more than just her dialogue polished. Wink. Wink. Nudge. Nudge. Talking about her tits (NSFW), bro.

Continue reading →

→ 4 Comments

Posted in On Your Ass

Tagged abortions, Californication, daddy issues, David Duchovny, difficult daughters, Good News Dance, Juno, mommy issues, mothers & daughters, Motley Crue, On Your Ass, parenting, recap, Showtime, Tommy Lee, TV

NOT Liveblogging The Oscars

Posted on February 27, 2011 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Hollywood is throwing its annual party for all the cool kids and I wasn’t invited! Here are my Oscar predictions. Check back tomorrow for reactions.

Anne Hathaway will look hot. Jennifer Lawrence will look hotter.

See, already 1 for 1.

Continue reading →

→ Leave a comment

Posted in On Your Ass

Tagged Academy Awards, actor, actress, Anne Hathaway, awards show, director, film, Hollywood, Jennifer Lawrence, movies, Oscars

Charlie Sheen Is An F18, Bro (NSFW)

Posted on February 25, 2011 by the chronic fornicator | 1 Comment

Charlie Sheen. Winning.

via NoRubbersblog YouTube (NSFW)

Selected lines from his Feb. 24, 2011 interview on the Alex Jones radio show. His rant was great. It was also disturbing. In it he referred to himself as a bayonette, an F18, and a Vatican Assassin of the highest order. He must be on some incredible cocaine. No other way to explain this phenomenal crash and burn.

Continue reading →